If I had a Dollar...

If I had a Dollar for every time I'd fallen in love with a stranger I'd be a very wealthy woman.

If I had a Dollar for every time I'd imagined a future with someone, I'd never have to work again.

If I had a Dollar for every time a guy told me I was amazing, I'd have my own house.

If I had a Dollar for every time I felt I wasn't worthy of the guy I was seeing, I'd be dressing in designer labels.
If I had a Dollar for every time I never heard from a guy after a first date, I'd go shopping every day of my life.

If I had a Dollar for every drink I'd had to erase every guy who'd ever lied to me, I'd be living on an exotic island.

If I had a Dollar for every time I knew in my heart of hearts that the only reason I can't find love is because I'm fat. ....